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Family!

Teacher: What family does rhinoceros belongs to?
Student: I don't know madam, nobody in our street has one!

Name!

Teacher: Whats our name?
Pupil: Ravi.
Teacher: You should say "sir".
Pupil: OK, Ravi Sir.

Marks!

Teacher: Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
Pupil: It is not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars so she gave me a moon instead!

World is round!

Teacher: Give me three reasons, why the world is round?
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mom says so an overall you also say so!

Island!

Teacher: What is an island?
Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher: On one side?
Pupil: Yes, on the top!

Tax!

1st person: I hate paying income tax.
2nd person: You should be a good citizen, why don't you pay with a smile?
1st person: I'd like to but they insist on money!

Millionaire!

Can I borrow a book of yours-"How to become a millionaire?"
Sure. Here you are!
Thanks- but half the pages are missing, whats the matter?
Is'nt half a millionaire enough for you? 

Robbed!

A man was being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight. Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only 2 cents in the wallet, the surprised thug said, " Why did you put up such a fight?" to which the man promptly replied, " I was afraid that you will find 2000 dollars hidden in my shoe!"

Memories!

First kid: Once I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on earth unconsciously.
Second kid: Oh my god! Did you survive the accident OR YOU DIED?
First kid: I DON'T REMEMBER exactly, I was only 3 YEARS OLD!

Clothes!

Santa to shopkeeper: I want to a piece of cloth.
Shopkeeper: May I show you it in design or plane?
Santa: No show me in helicopter! You dumbo show it to me here only.

Discovery!

Science teacher to students: Oxygen is a must for life and was discovered in 1773.
One student: Thank god i was born after 1773 or I would have died without it!

Sale!

Salesman to his girlfriend: Will you marry me?
Girlfriend took a long time to think so the salesman said in his own 'salesman accent'
' Think fast, the golden offer lasts only for today."

Ashtray!

Businessman to servant: See, there is an ashtray in my bedroom, bring it to me.
Servant: (After bringing the ashtray) Sir, what will you do with it? Some son of a bitch has already filled it with ash!

A conversation Part-1!

Idiot: Sir I am robbed!
Policeman: What happened?
Idiot: The thief took everything i had, my money, my watches, and even my shoes! They only lest my TV.
Policeman: Why did they leave it?
Idiot: I was watching it at that time.

A conversation-Part-2!

Idiot to policeman: Sir i am robbed!
Policeman; What happened?
Idiot: The thief took everything I had, m money, my watches and even my shoes.
Policeman: You did not have a gun or pistol?
Idiot: Yeah! i am not such a big fool, i hid it in my pocket!

History!

Teacher: Monu can you tell me something about the scientists of 17th century.

monu: Yes sir, they are all dead.

Next Life!

Idiot to astrologer: Please tell me if I would be a donkey in my next life?
Astrologer: (After watching his hand) It is not compulsory that you will get the same life twice.

Knew it!

Idiot1: My grandfather already knew 10 days before his death that when and how he will die!
Idiot2: How, did a astrologer tell him?
Idiot1: No, the judge told!

Mad teacher!

Monu to his mother: Mom, my teacher has gone mad.

Mother: What happened?

Monu: Yesterday he said 5+5=10, and today he said 7+3=10.

Job!

Teacher to Amit; What would you like to become when you grow up?
Amit: A teacher.
Teacher: Well that's a good thing, but why?
Amit: I am fed up of answering the questions, I want to become a teacher so that I can ask questions from others.